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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 19:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

‘Gas station heroin’ is technically illegal and widely available. Here are the facts - AP News

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Scientists make jaw-dropping discovery after satellite images reveal what's hiding over a mile beneath Antarctic ice: 'It's like uncovering a time capsule' - The Cool Down

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Cynthia Erivo Stuns in a Sculptural Beaded Corset at the Tony Awards 2025 - instyle.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Country music singer opens up about HIV status, sexuality with release of new song - MassLive

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Scientists Crack 30-Year Mystery Behind “Holy Grail” Cancer Drug - SciTechDaily

share office space ...

So they tried

Just Forget it!

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is digital marketing important?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Treasury yields tick higher after latest U.S. jobs data release - CNBC

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...